I need to be one of those gays who hosts brunches at his home and there’s homemade pastries and mimosas

A 2G phone in 2023 AINTNOWAY

Whoever made this for me and @cis-yphus thank you you’re the best

the homosexual urge to play a dungeon crawler

Apparently the Nazi bar is DDoS’ing itself lmaooo Elon is such a fucking clown

why-yes-i-am-an-adult:

Comrade Cunk

How long do you think before straggot becomes a slur on twitter?

paxamericana:

it’s so cool how the search function on every website, a technology that was essentially perfected over a decade ago, is borderline unusable now

Any queer folks wanna start a collectively owned bakery/patisserie with me? Semi-serious question here.

websiteboy:

Yoooo I want Kraft Dinner so bad rn

If you can’t eat 2 boxes of KD in one sitting are you even living